i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize
