Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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