She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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