..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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