Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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