At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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