Whod you bang
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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