Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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