i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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