Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I came so hard my ears popped.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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