No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Randomize
