Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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