he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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