whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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