I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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