She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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