If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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