Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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