I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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