oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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