Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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