so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we made out on top of his cat.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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