He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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