girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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