Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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