Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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