It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
