She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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