So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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