is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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