Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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