dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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