you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
