if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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