ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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