My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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