I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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