We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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