I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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