I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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