I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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