It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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