champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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