I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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