Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i drank out of a bidet.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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