No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
