i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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