we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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