I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
