She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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